I understand the pushback on “anti-aging”. The term is sort of rude, but also, we are all aging and we can’t be anti what will eventually happen anyway. Aging gracefully is what people are saying now and that’s fine and also a bit of semantical gymnastics to me. So I’ll just say it: I am still vain I guess. Lord, take this thorn out of my side (and make my face shine like Moses?). Until then, I’ll spill the beans on what works for my skin. And believe me, I’ve tried so many things. I would also like to say, I use “clean” or mostly clean products. I may be vain, but look, I’ve worked too hard to clean up my products to start with non clean stuff now. See, I have boundaries in one area of my life UHTHANKYOU. We all pick our poison in a sense, but it seems like everyone is picking a lot of poison and it overwhelms the body. This is not where I’m choosing to pick it, but that’s my own prerogative.
So, first things first: No amount of face products will help you with fluid pockets all over your face. Your double chin may just be inflammation and full lymph sites like mine was. I started was face pinching up and down my face, which hurt even tho I wasn’t pinching hard, especially by my ear. Try it! Here’s a video. It took me daily rolling for several days consistently, and it absolutely doesn’t hurt anymore. Plus, the results are noticeable—more than using a guasha. Like really noticeable. DO IT.
I have long used these serums because they are inexpensive, clean, and really work without all the fuss. This is a 3 pack and it’s on sale, so much better than buying each one separately. Use these 3, alternately before applying moisturizer. I like retinal at night, because you don’t want direct sun exposure after you put it on. I know people have opinions about retinal but I would like to say, I’ve done my research and I’m good with it. You don’t have to use it, as it’s a free country. purchase here
I have tried so many face tapes and they end up making more wrinkles than were there before. I’ve tried the silicon one and it’s a sensory nightmare for me—I hate those the most! But this is truly the best option, totally works if you’re consistent. I put serums on first, then the tape. Lotions might make it not stick as well, but maybe your skin absorbs it better. I have even tried some knockoffs and it’s a no go—just buy those and thank me later. Side bar, use a tinkle razor to get all the dead skin off and peach fuzz, and THEN use a serum. Thank me later. I ONLY use this brand as the others suck. Be careful tho, it can be sharp.
Time to talk about looking like an idiot at the stop light. I may be be vain, but not so vain to skip my facial yoga even if someone is next to me. I like this account. I am really trying to work on my jowls and marionette lines and cheek workouts are for this I guess. You will look dumb, but you’ll be laughing all the way to cheekbone city. LOL.
—As a side, if you’re dealing with cystic acne, I can not recommend a blue light wand enough! I wish I had that when I was in college and my face was welted. Of course, gluten and sugar weren’t helping my cause.
Lastly, I love a device! Ask anyone I know hahahaha. This is electronical facial yoga, if you ask me. It uses micro currents and vibration to tone up your face and release the lymph nodes. There are very expensive ones but THIS ONE has worked out. Though orgasms do show promising evidence for glowing skin (HA), and this device absolutely looks naughty, I promise, you’re prob not gonna want to use micro currents on your tenders. But it does look like i’m into some very crazy bedroom stuff and one day, my kids may remember these all over the bed and wonder what I was dabbling in. But don’t worry, my face will be fit!
As per usual, I think good nutrition makes a difference and you can’t have hydrated skin if you’re not drinking enough water. This is nothing new and you all have those giant Stanley’s so put them to use, QWEEN. I have a nutrition newsletter coming at you that is very thorough and possible overwhelming so get excited for that. Stay tuned.
You know what will make you look 12 years younger with proven results? My book. Simple read it and look like a tiny little baby cherub from heaven. 9 out of 10 dentists agree. JK. But seriously, one of the best ways to support people you regularly consume from is to click their links and buy their book. It means so much— so thank you if you’ve done that ever in the past. Some people forget, but this is how my family lives. It’s why Aunt Joanie exists—If we could just get her to quit smoking, think of how good her skin would look! I promise you won’t be bored. Purchase here (also available on audible—read by me!)
If you have something you absolutely swear by, please let us all benefit from your knowledge! We are better together and are a wealth of knowledge. Drop your tips in the comments.
Thanks for reading and stay tuned for more helpful newsletters and probably some weird ones I won’t put on instagram. YAY!
Jami
PS: I just ordered the most heinous pants from madewell and can not wait to show you the try on. So so delicious.
I'm here for this content! Thank you for sharing your tricks!
I'm also going to try face pinching. Do you do this once a day, Jami? How long did it take for you to notice a difference?